Mr. Pederson - Disemboweled and ripped apart by the cootie kids. In Fort Chicken, Illinois, a batch of poorly-prepared chicken nuggets containing a mutant virus arrives at Fort Chicken Elementary. Patriot, having hidden in Wade's truck bed, attacks Clint and ends up being crushed against a tree. Wade uses a massive beach ball to barricade the children inside while spraying them with a water gun filled with gasoline, lighting the gasoline trail to burn the building down. Notes 1. Male Cafeteria Worker - Face ripped open by Shelley. She was distracted when Dink confronted her on attacking Patriot. Zombie Chicken - Neck broken by a worker and cooked into chicken nuggets. [4] It debuted in 29 screens, where it placed 61st with $33,031. tequilamockingbirdxx. Ms. Stanford Disemboweled; Intestines Pulled Out Found Dead 16. The film was produced by Elijah Wood's production company SpectreVision and Tove Christensen's company Glacier Films. We get daily death count updates treated as breaking news. "[3], Peter Debruge of Variety said, "Circle, circle, dot, dot. Wade - 307; Shelley Linker - 8; The Cootie Kids - 6; Zombie Patriot - 3; Tracy - 3; Zombie Dink - 1; Clint - 1; Doug - 1; Victim Gallery [citation needed], The film opened in Malaysia on September 23, 2015. "[21], The film was released direct-to-video in the United Kingdom on October 12, 2015. Cooties is a 2014 horror/comedy movie directed by Jonathan Milott and Cary Murnion, starring Elijah Wood and Rainn Wilson. Cooties is a 2014 American horror comedy film directed by Jonathan Milott and Cary Murnion from a screenplay written by Ian Brennan and Leigh Whannell. James is FEELIN A LITTLE WOOZY HERE!!! [11] The original planned release date in the United States was October 10, 2014. [15], The film was released in the U.S. on September 18, 2015, in a limited release and through video on demand by Lionsgate Premiere. 1 Victims 2 Deaths 3 Kill Count 4 Note Lucy Martinez - Killed when her brain implant self-destructed. Wade notices Clint has been scratched by Shelley and quarantines him; meanwhile, Doug deducing that Clint is only experiencing symptoms of stomach flu as the virus does not affect adults like it does children. This group consists of fewer than 90 infected kids from elementary school. Disco girl: Shot with a shotgun offscreen, scalped. Wade and Hitachi arrive in a van and help the group escape the room. Fortunately, the team behind Cooties—which includes Saw creator Leigh Whannell and Glee creator Ian Brennan—manage to pit comedy and horror together in a satisfying package. A student, fourth grader Shelley Linker, consumes one of the tainted black-dotted chicken nuggets. 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Doug concludes from his autopsy of Dink that the infected children are mostly brain dead and the virus only affects preadolescent children. Technician Marty Impaled In Neck With Robot Claw Protector One Yes 2. Nurse: Stabbed through the back with sword by Frank Zito, scalped. Acquired by Lionsgate at Sundance, the franchise-ready offering should benefit enormously from one of the distrib's clever marketing campaigns. With mainstay comedy faces, Cooties could reach a larger audience than other similar cultish work. After escaping to the library and joined by uninfected student Calvin, the staff barricades themselves in the music room. Some, like Wookieepedia (Star Wars), do not. The film stars Elijah Wood, Alison Pill, Rainn Wilson, Jack McBrayer, Whannell, Nasim Pedrad, Brennan, and Jorge Garcia as a group of elementary school employees who fight to survive an outbreak among students that turn them aggressive and cannibalistic. Victim Cause Of Death Killer On Screen? 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