Phineas: [music begins] Wow, Stacy sure has a lot of cousins! Good thing we brought along that yak bladder. I can't really pull that off, can I? Phineas: Corn dog! Isabella: [gasps] The amulet of Juatchadoon! Parlais anglais. Major Monogram: What ARE you talking about? What does it look like to you? Dr. Doofenshmirtz: You know, you could have waited till I put my pants on. Doo-Bee-Doo-Bee-Doo- BAH!. Any ideas? Jeremy: The thing I really like about you is... [the desert suddenly becomes a rain forest]. I'm telling mom! But 'you', Candace have your learner's permit. We'll say hi to Stacy for you! Candace: [on the phone, running with the cows] Oh my gosh! D-O-W-N, DOWN! Phineas: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, my brother and I are here today to give you a thrilling display of escapement arts as we attempt to extricate ourselves from THIS, the most complicated trap ever devised by man or child, a computer-controlled tower so fiendishly clever that its blueprints had to be viewed in a smoked mirror to avoid driving its creators insane! Baljeet: Of course! Phineas: [sseing his sister in the race] Looks like Candace made it after all. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: And that someone is Perry the Platypus. Jeremy: Excellent choice. Keep throwing food out the window! Norm Head Prototype: That's great. Baljeet: [talking] Yes, I understand. Is... is there a code for that? Grandma: Come on. I could learn a thing or two from you about talking less. Not a chance. Well, the plans will still work with just three of us. Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: [Shanghaied via a phony "schtor"-front] You know, I've always had trouble distinguishing between a schtor and a... a painting of a schtor, but it started me off on the greatest adventure of my life! [normal voice] See, where's the fun in that? There's a perfectly good explanation, though. save hide report. Phineas: [singing] Get out your tool case, put on your game face. Phineas: [after Candace is dropped into the tree-house by monkeys] So what do you think of our shelter? They were evil goals, but they were goals. Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Wait, wait... My evil plan isn't evil enough for you to foil, is that it? Grandpa Clyde: [after the kids run of scared, laughing] Ha, ha, ha! Candace: [also making the motions] I have no idea what just happened. Phineas: I️ don’t get it, Meap. Phineas: What color paint? I don't have to talk all the time. Candace: Really? Mom: [to Candace] And you're not crazy because? Why can't my grandpa act his own age? I am now her eyes, ears and mouth. Those two are so gonna get it. Baljeet: [as the kind turn to see an empty path with a full moon] Oh, I do not believe her one bit! Doofenshmirtz Head #6: It's kind of obvious. [Candace asked Stacy what shade of pink swimsuit she should wear]. Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: [to Perry] I just love giving people nicknames. I've come to set the record straight. save hide report. ... my signature, then P.S. - and don't tell me democracy doesn't work like that, Perry the Platypus! Candace: I got two word for you, Mom, GELA-TIN! Phineas: Don't worry, Candace. Baljeet: Like when we made that title sequence! [he and Ferb hug Candace]. You do realize I'm still gonna have to bust you for making me go to Timbuktu? Just put these back on. [he kicks off his shoes] It's more fun to dance barefoot anyway. [before rolling down the hill]. Phineas: Ferb? [snort], Jeremy: Hey, Candace. Charlene Doofenshmirtz: Hello, Heinz. How hard can it be? Mom: I'll be back in a few hours. Ferb? Phineas: Really? Haha! Carl: Looks like I got two for one. Buford: You're never gonna let me live that down, are you? I'm, like, the only person who's never said it. Phineas: [after reciting an incantation and the mummy deflates] There's nothing down here but fakey promotional lobby junk. Would you look at that? Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Perry the Platypus, your dragon robot is no match for my Queen Elizabeth the first... robot. Can it be beige? Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Let the last-minute shopping begin! I FORGOT the Alamo. I just never told you where it was so you wouldn't pick at it. [starts walking away, he gets zapped and turns back calmly] What I meant to say was, I had a wonderful time. Its for this that they are worth remembering. Candace: Phineas, what does THF stand for? Phineas: Oh, no, no. It's one of those... things. And Internetland is not a real place. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: It's your jetpack! Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I had a lot of felt! links: '#FD5B08' [looking at the gages] The battery's worn down. I'll be Paris, because my name starts with a P. Isabella: And I'll be Helen, because...! Everything here is so old, wet, and small. Born in America in the late 1990s, Phineas lives in the town of Danville. Candace: Would you care to stack books on my head? Candace: Wait, Buford never took my bike. Cassette: "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" by Mark Twain, translated into evil. Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: [typing] "OMG! Baljeet: I hope they do not void the sanitation system. Phineas: Well, all roads lead to home, I guess. Go Candace! Dr. Doofenshmirtz: It is a well-known fact that no politician can pass up kissing a baby for fear of alienating the electorate. Were you always this sarcastic? Dad: A magician never reveals his secrets. Nobody has to teach me how to use a cell phone. Baljeet: I wonder if these two great tastes will taste great together. [walks up to a T-Rex and runs back] Take me home. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Ah, Perry the Platypus! Iron Man: You know, Stark Industries offers summer internships. From scientific propagation of the species, to poets and philosophers - your Baudelaires an Nietzsches - I've come to set the record straight. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Oh, brother! The If-a-Tree-Fell-in-the-Forest-Inator! Yearbook Quote. Done. Isabella: Really? Mom: Well, I'm off to my favorite author's book signing. Stacy: What am I suppose to be looking at? End of story. Fine, I'll be quiet. We brought you some moon cow ice cream. Directed by Robert Hughes, Sue Perrotto. Alive! Candace: And I learned how to parallel park! Forums Phineas and Ferb! Dr. Doofenshmirtz: [to his daughter's ex-boyfriend] Girls don't like guys who are whiny. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: [seeing he's about to get shot]... Oh, poop. Baljeet: You will be most gratified! Dad: When we're at sea, there's no right or left, only port and starboard. Dr, Heinz Doofenshmirtz: What just happened? What are the odds? [they see Phineas and Ferb, dancing the "Phinadroids and Ferbots" dance]. But if I take the evidence to her at the Bowl-o-Rama, then she'll have to believe me! Oh, Perry the Platypus, isn't this wonderful? Phineas: Okay, okay. Let's go, go, go, go! Kind of a step backward, considering you've already been to Mars. Phineas: [to his friends waiting to ride the rollercoaster] So, who want to go first? Norm: Well, next time you can do all the cooking, and I'll stand around coming up … Phineas and Ferb, Season 2 Phineas and Ferb is a Disney Channel animated television series that centers on two stepbrothers and their adventures in their backyard during summer vacation. [Isabella squeals uncontrollably with excitement all over her body] Isabella, are you all right? Isabella, Buford, Baljeet: [calmly] Yeah. Vanessa: So Dad, this... plan is evil, right? Meap: My word, we've been falling for a long time! [leaves]. spread the word! Maybe a little spicy. Think of all the practical applications a caveman can have in the modern world. Female Backup Vocals: He's an evil jack of all trades. Jeremy: [holding his phone] Oh hey, Candace. Candace: [to Mom, gesturing to the where the haunted house was] See, absolute terror! Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Heh-heh, Charlene. Canned meat! Phineas, Ferb? [sitting down and drawing in the mud] But most of all, I can't believe I'll never get to see Jeremy again. We're gonna watch golf on television! Grandpa Reg: Ooh, that sounds very exciting, tell me about that. I'll see you la-la-later. Phineas: I don't know, Baljeet. If you're a ghost and you have a pumpkin head, what did that make you when you were alive? I will be Ferb! Or at least an evil sandwich. Phineas: [as he and Ferb ride ponies] She means well. I only had just the one sister. Candace: [annoyed] No. Dr, Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Did you have that purse when you came in? Buford: Good luck, little guys. Linda Flynn-Fletcher: Oh, Candace, bee-have. You're hired! Phineas Flynn: I would have held the door for you, I would have shared my umbrella. Candace: You eat some pie and then lay down in that old sensory deprivation tank we keep in the basement. Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: [excited] A surprise? Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: That we'll have that special daddy-daughter bond you always craved? Mom: [to Candace] Good morning, sunshine. Hello? Norm-3PO: [after Darthenshmirtz finishes his song] Very good, sir! Vanessa: You know he'll just blow the door down if you don't open it. Vanessa: [Looks at certificate's price tag] Anybody with $15, they do... Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: [Snatches certificate from her] OK, that's enough looking. It was the mouse, wasn't it? We don't know what it means, but it sounds like a recipe for evil. Just because Candace is sick doesn't mean you can get away with anything! theme: { Ferb: Every family Christmas special needs a little forced drama. I came to win! Charlene Doofenshmirtz: Aren't you a little young to be detectives? Candace: [mind-voice to herself] Oo! Okay, we gotta jump-start these guys. And by unexpected, I really mean unexpected, what are you doing here, this is my week off. . Phineas: [holding one up] But we made t-shirts. Candace: Seriously, a platypus crosses the Atlantic Ocean, finds you on the vast continent of Africa, and no one feels this is worthy of a longer discussion? I mean, how often does THAT happen when you really need it? Take me home. But, of course, without the beavers, moose, and disproportionate number of comedians. Every single day, it's one thing after another, but do mom and day see it? Come on, guess. Stacy: Yeah, I guess if you're gonna have an unhealthy mind frame, it might as well benefit me. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Perry the Platypus! Dad: Yes, indeed. Care to make a wager? Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Ah, waiter! Mom: [seeing her car at home] They washed my car? Buford: [climbing aboard the Paper Pelican] You better have some decent grub on this bucket. Down, down, down! I'm building an evil empire. [normal voice] Yeah, like a quart of ice cream is gonna just drop out of the... [strawberry ice cream falls on her head]. Candace: [mockingly] Oh Candace, go find us some food. I drained all the powers from a group of superheroes all the way in New York >:D >:D >:D" [read as "peppy emoticon"], Hulk: [dressed in pots and pans and various appliances] Now I'm Iron Man! Calm down? And though I wanted so much more, I guess you'll always be my friend... What might have been... What might I have been. Candace: I'm sorry we had to clean up everything destroyed and had to rebuild it. Yes, yes. You're that walking junk pile, Norm. What are you doing? This is my house! Should we not establish the rules first? Candace: [rehearsing] As the fair princess, I declare Sir Charles the winner of the- Wait a minute. Dad: Hidden deep in the bowels of the pyramid. Phineas: Apparently, there was a last verse that was lost to history until Ferb and I found it in the Dead Sea. It isn't the time I got my arm stuck under that boulder - also titanium now, see? I'm making the jump to hyperspace. Try to make the best of it and I'll pick you up later. Stacy: [to Candace, about calling Jeremy] Don't man the phone, girl. But I recovered - and you can, too. Candace: [mocking her father] "Oh, Candace, go find us some food." Mom: [they walk around the corner to see a frozen t-rex] Well you're right, Candace. Isabella: [starts running back and forth] Wait. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Oh, stop panicking, Francis. Well, at least there's hunky guys in skirts. And you-you-you just drive me crazy! Candace: [modeling her outfit] Duh! I can't beleive I'll never get to get my driver license or wear my dream dress to the prom. Red Skull: YOU DO NOT FIT IN ZE SHOTGUN POSITION! Oh, great, *there's* a rhyme! Jeremy: Ya HAD to take her to the vampire movie, didn't ya? I must have it! Phineas & Ferb | Walt Disney TV Animation | Disney Channel. Charlene Doofenshmirtz: Well, at least it holds together. Discover and share Phineas And Ferb Funny Quotes. Candace: I got you guys this time! Mom: Luckily I picked today to wear my bike helmet into the shower. That's the best you got? Phineas and Ferb quotes at the Internet Movie Database. He didn't even wrap fish in me. I'm getting really mad! [flashes back to Heinz as a child standing with his mother near a public pool; he looks at her longingly]. Candace: Uh, Stace, you're kind of bumming me out with the song there. Phineas: I know what we're gonna do today. You know, fights crime with different kinds of burps. Major Monogram: When an evil scientist sends fragrant letters, wrong-doing can't be far behind. Grandma: [walking up to her] I think you should act your age and have a little fun! Isabella: Does your stepbrother ever talk? Your muffled emotions woke us up. [Ferb does a Vulcan nerve pinch and Buford falls over, unconscious]Phineas: Ferb!Ferb: Well, he was all up in my face. Dad: Goodbye, boys! [briefly in normal art style, Bachan is seen dancing next to a metal barrel of Tempura], Stacy's Cousins: As for a list of exotic amusements / We choice between the summer there / Is here we look at baseball / Like the fact that it does, [during the song, the girls proceed to fill up the kids' rocket with vegetable oil while dancing], Stacy's Cousins: As some people the fact / That volleyball is done and is enjoyed / When it's hot we spin in water / Like the fact that it goes. Phineas: Think about it. Candace: [seeing the cows down the hill] A stampede downtown? Dr. Doofenshmirtz: A blackout? Shot in the butt while covered in honey and hair. You're wearing headphones? Candevere: What flaxen homespun have we swaggering here? It's just that your entrances have been getting a little... lackluster lately. The third season of Phineas and Ferb first aired on Disney Channel on March 4, 2011, and on Disney XD on March 5, 2011. Phineas: They're wasting their time in that swampy marsh. Candace: You mean when you glued that hamster to my hair just to impress Billy Clark? Baljeet: That they really like that symbol, apparently. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: All my life I've been a zero, but when I have TWO heads, I'm gonna be twice that! There's nothing you can do about it! I seem to have broken your fire. Meanwhile, their pet platypus plots against evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Candace: You have got to see what Phineas and Ferb are doing! Or, my HDVR [ahh] -inator. I am sick of it! I have to watch every penny. Baljeet: [pushing Buford through the harbor] But you're not going to, right? [stalking off through the jungle]. It's too bad you didn't get to see her off. And now I don't have enough money left to send Vanessa to the "Grievance" movie marathon she wants to see. 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